Okay, I plead temporary insanity.
"What if... we switched things around a bit?"
Kish was an ordinary junior high school boy until one day he has a meeting with destiny. He is one of the chosen, injected with the DNA of [insert rare species of snake]. He then meets the Shiroganes who have started something called the Mew Project. Along with Tart [rare fox] and Pie [rare falcon/raptor], Kish must help stop aliens from taking over the Earth. But could Mrs. and Professor Shirogane have a secret agenda? It is revealed that their genius son, Ryou, had been abducted by the aliens five years earlier, and unbeknownst to them all, he has been brainwashed into becoming their leader. Losing her son pushed Mrs. Shirogane to the edge, turning her into a hot-tempered and sharp-tongued punk. Professor Shirogane on the other hand takes care of technical details and Cafe Mew Mew which is their base of operations, hoping that once his son is found, the Mrs. will return to normal.
(Side note: The other girls are aliens; Masaya and Keiichiro replace Moe and Miwa.)
...dude, I almost want to write this because it's so off-the-wall. Um, yeah, you can shoot me now. XDDD (Why do I always pick on poor Liz? Wah. *pets*)
Note (2013): Since there has been such an overwhelming number of inquiries...I started writing a fanfic (a long time ago) to go along with this picture, but I will most likely not continue it (it has been years since I've dabbled in TMM fanfics). If you'd like to write your own take on it or continue what I started, please feel free! And if you're interested in the first chapter of my story, please visit: [link]
Thanks for your support, all. I'm really amazed so many people like the idea.
Tokyo Mew Mew (c) Mia Ikumi and Reiko Yoshida.